filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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