i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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