For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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