This is not my ceiling
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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