He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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