is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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