That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I touched a dick in church today
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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