8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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