Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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