hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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