Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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