Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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