Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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