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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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