I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Of course I have a pirate flag
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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