Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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