I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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