Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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