ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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