Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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