stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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