I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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