Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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