And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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