What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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