I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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