so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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