i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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