she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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