i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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