i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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