one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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