He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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