If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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