He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Found the puke drawer
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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