Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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