i can't believe i had my finger in that
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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