Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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