i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
FUCK WHALES
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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