i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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