god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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