I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize