Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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