therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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