Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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