I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I haven't been this sober since birth.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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