I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Semen is not good for contacts.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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