I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
