either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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