in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You've changed since you got that strap on
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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