my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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