Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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