Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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