I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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