i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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