make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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