omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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