my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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