So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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