This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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